Tuskgutter am a whole lotta' boar
over nineteen hundred pounds.
He's born in The Stolen Lands
and he's the baddest sonsasow around
If a Boar ever were a super star
then Tuskgutter just might be.
He's a black as night, tusked brawn,
full-fledged, five footed swine celebrity.
Who's gonna go for Tuskgutter?
Who's gonna take him down?
Look out for Tuskgutter,
he's bound to hold his ground.
Here comes Tuskgutter,
ya'll just step aside.
Big and bad Tuskgutter
takes a toll from those who try.
Tuskgutter
met a man named Vekkel Benzen
at the start of last year
Vekkel lost this leg to the tusks
he barely made it back alive.
We tracked him down to his lair where
he huffed and he puffed
We slew him without a sweat and
Veckel made cheese out of his head.
Who's gonna go for Tuskgutter?
Who's gonna take him down?
Look out for Tuskgutter,
he's bound to hold his ground.
Here comes Tuskgutter,
ya'll just step aside.
Big and bad Tuskgutter
takes a toll from those who try.
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